Bully vs. Noob is a video on ExplodingTNT's channel. In this video, a bully decides to engage in a battle with a noob.
Description[]
Bullies are the worst. Always picking on people for no reason other than making themselves feel better. Who is a perfect target for a bully? A new Minecraft player who has no idea what he'she is doing... a noob. Today we find out what would happen if a bully and a noob went at it in an all out battle... sort of.
Don't bully anyone... but if you do, make sure you know exactly who you're going up against...
Plot[]
The video starts with an shot of a city when The Bully spawns in. When the bully spawns in the city, he spots Barack Obama (in his noob form) and tries to kill him. Barack Obama looks at the bully and greets him in a strange and friendly way. Barack Obama tells him that he is new to Minecraft and that is the bully will be his friend. The bully doesn't respond, and in result, Barack Obama asks why he has to be such a creeper. Barack Obama then tells him that he is going to go to his house and runs off.
The bully then tells the noob to give him lunch money, but Barack Obama tells him that he will have to catch him first. The bully puts full diamond armor on and gets a diamond sword while Barack Obama gets a fishing rod. The bully then laughs at the sight of a fishing rod weapon. Barack Obama swings his fishing rod, but the string flies far away and grabs Pink Sheep. The bully then grabs the noob's fishing rod and laughs. But since Pink Sheep is still stuck to the string, the bully pulls Pink Sheep to him. Pink Sheep looks at the bully and tells him that his body resembles a series of toothpicks. Pink Sheep then kills the bully and walks away. Barack Obama knew that the fight was too easy and runs away.
The bully respawns in a swamp and seeing that the noob was lucky, decides to take revenge. The bully decides to make a trap to kill the noob. He gets a bed, places it down, and puts a sign next to it that says:
| sleeping is good for your health |
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That night, Barack Obama is just derping around until he spots the bed and goes to sleep on the bed. The next day, the noob wanders off as the bully puts lava all around the bed. He then kills Obama and he spawns near his bed which is covered in lava. This results in him falling in the lava, dying, respawning, falling in the lava, and so on as the bully laughs at him.
Notch then comes and the bully thinks that Notch wants to see the noob die. But instead, Notch panics and asks if Mr. President (Barack Obama) is okay. The bully thinks that the noob is the president of losers, but Notch tells him it is actually The President of America.
The bully finally realizes what Notch meant and asks if the noob is Barack Obama. Notch calls the bully an idiot and tells the bully to look at the noob's name tag which says "BarackObama". Barack Obama then quits forever, and Notch stares at the bully blankly. Notch speaks up in a dark way telling that Obama was going to make Minecraft the official game of America. There is a small pause, and the bully is banned from the server with the message "YOU'RE BANNED FROM AMERICA TOO.", and the video ends with a message on a black screen saying:
| Think before you act
cuz you might accidentally bully Barack Obama |
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Trivia[]
- At the end of the video, Pink Sheep announces his new channel by showing his 43 subscribers special video.