If Minecraft was a Dating Website is a video on ExplodingTNT's channel. In this video, we find out what would happen if Minecraft became a dating website.
Description[]
Love is in the air, its Valentines Day! I'm sure most of you who play Minecraft on servers have seen how crazy some people can get, desperately announcing their need for a girlfriend. But what if Minecraft was MADE for that? A game where the goal was to find your significant other...
Have you ever experienced players going around asking for girlfriends on server? What would your reaction be if Minecraft turned into a dating website?
Plot[]
The video begins with ExplodingTNT in his house about to make another video for the new day when he wonders what day it is today. When he goes to a painting to see that it is Valentine's Day today, he looks to see that his girlfriend's chair is empty as usual. ExplodingTNT becomes sad as his only girlfriend was a cow but is lonely again and wishes that someone would love him. Just then, a hamburger player greets ExplodingTNT as the hamburger man and asks if he can be his valentine because he will be his supportive boyfriend. ExplodingTNT tells him that he is not a woman and is a man, but the hamburger player tells him that he looks like a woman to him and that he'll love him within minutes, so they go outside to have fun with ExplodingTNT telling him that he is his last hope.
A sponge player looks at a female player planting flowers outside her house and wants to date her because she places flowers almost like a man. However, the sponge player realizes that she will be a man when she turns around, so he walks to the female player to ask if she is a girl. The female player tells him that she is a girl much to the sponge player's relief who though that she was a man. However, the female player turns around to reveal that she has the face of a girl pig.
BaconCrafter is in a table having a conversation with someone about how they think they're clever, but is over for them because they can't hurt him and he can see right through. It is revealed that the person he was talking to is a block of glass.
A seed in a village farm asks another seed that she looks beautiful and if she will be his girlfriend with the other seed telling him that she will because he is so cute. As the seed tells her that he hopes that they're together forever because they're perfect for each other, Straw Hat Luffy looks at the two seeds before using bone meal to grow one of the seeds as the ungrown seed tells the grown seed that she's changed.
BaconCrafter tells someone that he loves them but something is creeping him out as they keep staring at him. It is revealed that the person he was talking to is an oak wood stair.
A player looking like a girl joins a server asking for a girl as well as asking other random things. 10 minutes later, a crowd of villagers ask the player looking like a girl to be their girlfriend.
BaconCrafter greets someone before it is revealed that he was talking to a hay bale.
A creeper finds out that Minecraft is a dating site now and can get the ladies too despite being a creeper, so he walks up to a group of creepers to find a female creeper. After finding a female creeper within the group, they stare at each other for a while before telling the other creepers that she's perfect.
BaconCrafter tells someone that he loves them more everyday spending this time with them and loves their explosive personality. It is revealed that the person he was talking to is a TNT block who tells him to shut up before exploding, and the video ends.
Errors[]
- "Website" is misspelled as "Webite" in the title screen