If Poop Ore was Added Minecraft is a video on ExplodingTNT's channel. In this video, we find out what would happen if poop ore was added.
Description[]
Something that we will never get bored of in Minecraft is the addition of new ores to the game. The diamond ore is great, but we need something.. new. What would happen if Notch added a brand new block to Minecraft, which allowed us to make a new set of tools and armor? It is called the Poop Ore.
Would you want poop ore added to Minecraft? What would be the first weapon you would make?
Plot[]
The video begins with Notch looking around a plaza when he sees two players getting bored because there are no good Minecraft updates before they both quit the game. Notch is confused as he has no ideas for a new update, but then he sees Jeb constantly farting after eating beans. Notch tells Jeb that he has an idea after hearing his intense farting when Jeb asks him if he is going to add toilets to Minecraft, but Notch tells him that he has a real idea for the best update as he leaves.
Meanwhile, Notch tells Failboat that for the past few days, he's been working on this update and wants him to see it. Notch places down a block known as the Poop Ore, the rarest ore out there in Minecraft which is also super beautiful. Failboat tells him that this is the worst idea ever, but Notch asks him to mine the block because it makes a fart noise before he mines the ore himself. When the ore breaks, it drops a pile of poop as the ore farts when broken. Failboat starts freaking out from the horrible smell, but Notch tells him to not be silly because it is useful as anyone with a strong sense of smell will die instantly. He then gives proof by swinging a poop sword and causing a villager after he senses the horrible smell to instantly die. After he shows him proof, Notch asks Failboat if he agrees that this is the best update ever, but Failboat disagrees with him before he kills himself.
Altrive is walking through a plains biome where he suddenly spots a pile of poop ore. This makes him happy as he walks over and mines then wondering how the poop ores got there. It is revealed that the poop ores were placed by Jeb who is still constantly farting after eating beans while mentioning that he really needs toilets.
A player is in a cave looking around to see if there are any poop ores. After looking around for any sight of the poop ores, he gives up and becomes sad as he will never find any poop ores due to them being too rare. However, he turns around to see Steve running from the horrible smell in another part of the cave. Thinking that the poop ore is in the cave that Steve ran out of, he goes into the cave to find his first poop ores, but it is revealed that ExplodingTNT was causing the smell as he hasn't showered in 54 weeks.
In a restaurant where players are wearing formal suits, two players are talking about how formal it is with everybody wearing suits. Suddenly, Altrive enters the restaurant with a poop chestplate, causing all the players inside the restaurant to freak out due to the terrible smell.
Later, Altrive is talking about how he loves the update because poop tools are awesome and decides to try the poop pickaxe wondering if it is useful. He enters a nearby cave to test if it can break stone quick, but when he breaks the stone, the stone he just mined does not drop as an item. Then, the 8 stone blocks around it grow faces and begin to scream on how awful the smell is before they get destroyed without dropping as items. Altrive decides that the pickaxe is awful and throws it in lava. After he throws the pickaxe into the lava, the lava starts to scream from the terrible smell, and the video ends.